“Marty, we’d like to talk about your budget. Do you really ne-”

Something-something Liberty Bell-end.

For a minute there I was like “Benny the wuh? What does Michael Jordan have to do with Top Cat?”

Snohomish Blacksox lol. They’ll move to LA next.

Garfield without dialog is great. My favourite tumblr, though, is This Charming Charlie, which substitutes Schultz’s dialog for Smiths lyrics. There’s a ton them but here’s a few good ones.

We’re just defending the planet, Janet!

One day when the peoples of the world are united in love and harmony, when the glaciers have stopped melting and all politicians tell the truth and there’s gooseberry pie and icecream for everyone; one glorious day... all 1st person games will have an optional third person mode.

Nice art. So David Lynch is directing the new Spider-Man movie?

JAMES: I think right now in this country, our moral fiber is sliding down a slope

Ha-ha.

Ashley Madison, Nashville branch.

I like to fry’em and put’em on a cheeseburger. I may be thinking of ‘onions’.

Even if wacky.

He’s in danger of gobbling his own head, there.

“Male Pattern Baldness..” Keith flint mused to himself, one day in the mid-90s, “It gets us all in the end but maybe, just maybe... there’s a way to skate through the fucker!”

Yeah, I just picked some songs I like that are kind of chill for the wee hours.

Wild is the Wind, David Bowie. This near the top of my list of night jams. If you’ve never heard it before then press play and you will agree with me immediately. Like within the first 2 seconds.

Apostle Prophet Harry L. Fleming

He should really be cleaning up The Streets of San Francisco with a young Michael Douglas.