April fool ha-ha next up an hourlong drama with Mitt Romney and Jon Huntsman: Tabernacle Men. Like Mad Men but with much less drinking and smoking. More sex, though.

Butt-nekkid zebra-bitch.

Eddieeeeeeeee! Whathaveyoudoneformelately, Eddieee?

What have you done for me lately, Eddie?

For fun I used to put the Bible game that came out into the PS2 demo machine.

This explains Fox News.

Just because:

He’s the Mr Heckles of fertility.

Sony Pictures must be involved in this.

Archie Is Comics’ Tardiest Publisher Right Now

Well, it wouldn’t be a Clinton presidency without somebody gets probed. Gets probed real good.

Costume suggestion here.

You mean Michael Jackson, right?

The Andromeda girls were in this and one of'em had a malfunctioning nipple, I remember that. This was an enjoyable, low budget sci-fi/slasher hybrid.

QWOP/SONIC OR GTFO

The pre-emptive lawsuit against the rights holders of a similar (and better) song was really tempting fate.

Does that mean 'All-Natural' shampoo will make my hair stand on end?

I want to see that er.. thing doing a chopstick "Walrus" impression. (Which is what I do with chopsticks)

Dost thou f**k?

At first glance I thought it said "Haters Guild". That would be a powerful trade association in the age of the internet.