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...this is not a quote but rather a “menu” as he called it and that with the exception of all the fees below the taxes, the add-on items were “optional.” He insisted that this is their way of being upfront and honest with the consumer about what is being offered.

My grammar teacher's head would explode, if she read this article. I have no problem with how individuals want to identify, however, you can't just take over preexisting pronouns for your own purposes. Create new pronouns please.

...covered it all in classy-ass vinyl...

Jason ‘...is no longer around’ leaves a certain impression, man.

Ditto. I’ve been here for years and am still in the f*cking greys. Kinja is an absolute useless joke of a commenting system. The only reason I’m still here is Torch. If he goes, I’ll follow him.

If Jason is gone I’m gone

Unfortunately, as I’m sure you’ve heard, Jason is no longer around to tell you anything about it

Why the hate? Someone’s gotta fork over the big bucks if our governments won’t. Let the Bazillionare Space Race commence, and godspeed, I say. We’ll get some actual technological advancements that will further mankind’s journey into the cosmos, while also having a chance to witness some one-percenter explode on

Same with all the aliens living among us, the yeti/sasquatch, and UFOs. We now have concrete high resolution photos/videos from cell phones of all these occurrences.

You’d think that if ever there were a time to film in fucking landscape it’d be when filming an extremely long and horizontal moving object.

To be fair, your brother did know how to drain the radiator.

For God’s sake, Sam, can we cut this nonsense out? The “backlash” to the new Disney ride consisted entirely of one editorial on SFGate before Fox News picked it up and ran with their brand new culture war football. There is no need to play their game. I don’t care what two people on some editorial webpage have to say:

So it drew a dick, then got stuck in the mouth of the Suez and there aren’t enough seamen with enough thrust to push it out. And the longer it’s in there, the more screwed we are...

#1, Nobody hits an object in the road and doesn’t stop. If you hit ANYTHING, an animal, a random piece of debris, etc. You stop the car, at least enough to check the car. I once hit a piece of tire on the interstate, I pulled the fuck over to check the bumper and lights. If it’s big enough to smash your windshield and

I’m (mumble, mumble) years old and I just now realized that Cruella DeVil’s last name .. spells .. Devil. (facepalm)

Okay but is anyone else a little worried about DIARRHEA EMITTER?

A few hours later, I asked my brother for “help” with my algebra homework. By the end of the night, he’d done my homework for me.

The Germans are following Tesla. Tesla followed the software industry. The software industry realized the phone/cable industry had it right all along to never sell things, but to just charge rent.

I’m going with gamers wearing nomex racing suits as my personal object of hatred.