About a decade ago, my dad picked up a 1979 MG B. It was around $7,000, consumed a quart of oil every tank of gas, had awful paint over questionable body filler, had several electrical gremlins and charging issues, and could barely get out of its own way.

Two drunks are stumbling home from the bar one night, and decide to take a shortcut through the zoo. As they pass the lion cage, the lion roars loudly at them. One drunk says “Let’s get out of here!” The other drunk replies “You go if you want, I’m going to stay for the movie.”

No, I don’t care if it’s a private sporting venue. This is disgusting and it’s pure slovenliness and the people who attended and left this should be a little ashamed. This is like me going to the movie theater, getting drink and popcorn, and at the end just throwing it all on the ground and expecting staff to deal…

That’s not how cut & paste works. If you cut Chris Evans, you’ll paste Chris Evans.

I don’t know why I didn’t see this until now.

uh huh huh huh... you said “crack”...

Yeah, yeah, those are some nice photos, but Top Gear magazine has the better- Oh shit, those are all hand drawn?!

Chris Christie strikes me as the kind of politician who is going to be too busy lining his pockets and bullying other people to have energy left over for policing my uterus. I guess that makes him my favorite Republican candidate by default.

Couldn’t*

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.