It must be pleasant living in make believe land.

I wish you had written anything other than what you actually wrote. You are balls awful.

We? Is that you Kyle Lowry?

I also dislike how Greg paints this story to match his viewpoint.

I don’t like you.

You are terrible. You should quit.

I apologize. I realize you can’t understand basketball or basketball stats without using PER. Similar to how you get lost every time you don’t have access to google maps.

That’s kind of creepy

Michael Jordan averaged 32, 8, and 8.

Awesome click-bait title

Your face makes me want to kill puppy dogs.

You have a 1 in 8 chance of winning the Grey Cup every year. So saying you’ll be able to compete with a certain nucleus isn’t that much of an achievement.

Damn, breaking news: Grey Cup was played 24 hours ago. Another great article Samer. Now quit your job.

If only the man on the receiving end of the punch was Samer Kalaf. That guy is a mega douche.

The saddest thing I’ve ever seen is Kevin Draper’s writing.

Stop whining about everything. You sound like a vagina.

Dude, you suck. Quit your job.

You’re right, you should always set your standards high. Now get some rest, you got a big day ahead of you greeting people at Walmart!