I think the saddest thing about these is how good the Golf is. MK7 Golfs across the board are great cars, but for some reason they haven’t even seen fit to put the Jetta on the new platform and it’s still based on a MK6, which was a barely warmed over MK5. Everytime I see someone in a new Jetta, I just think to…

It’s why they don’t let me around the regional rep. When she came in after the diesels were put on stop sale and told us itll be sorted out in 3 months, I had unkind words.

I sometimes just wanna shake VW for all their confusing decisions for the US market.

Build a wall!

Tom - you do a great service with your columns. I’ve learned a lot over the years. iIf no one has thanked you today, let me be the first.

That’s the only charge? Must be nice to be a White Girl™

Nice...but very “doctormobile” no?

Look at Tom being funny!

Oooooo grab a 4motion while your at it!

Yes I’d like a 900 turbo, learner car was a 99 and had a modified ‘90 9000 Carlsson.. But genuinely a Ur Quattro would be my want.. Was then, is now..

Or you could buy an old Mercedes and have the best of both, Patrick.

You are giving me too much credit. That is a clock-radio phone charger you would purchase for your home on the nightstand. I plugged it into the cigarette lighter with a converter.

Hey Murphie. Thanks for the constructive criticism. We’ve taken your and all the other Kinja warriors’ comments on board, and worked these into the updated infographic. We hope you dig it!

Thanks Murphie. We appreciate the close reading. We’ve updated the infographic to be more accurate.

Naw man you need them triple turbo kits