I mean, no, I didn’t think of terrorism. Aren’t all our public transportation systems in, you know, a terrible state of disrepair? Because some people think paying taxes is bad?

What can you expect from four guys who mistake San Diego, of all places, for Canada?

The officiating in this game was trash. Warriors were helped in the thunder series, refs helped cavs here. To think the nba wants 7 is not a stretch (tin foil hat unnecessary) - look at the gaming that goes on in soccer and tennis, doping in the Olympics etc.

This type of response is why these posts exist. Go beat your kids some more.

Sean McDonough, who is good, will do play-by-play for ESPN’s Monday Night Football. He replaces Mike Tirico, who is off to NBC.

“Dong” is a synonym for home run as defined by Major League Baseball.

He was taken to a hospital where he was pronounced dead. He was then taken to a better hospital where his condition was upgraded to “alive.”

Jesus fucking Christ. Now Im speaking as someone who has never witnessed something like that but the idea that SIX FUCKING PEOPLE SAW A MAN MOLEST A CHILD AND DID LITERALLY NOTHING just shatters any faith I had in the goodness of man. I kind of want JoPa to get another statue just so everyone can desecrate it

We’re grading on a curve.

When was the last time the Republican Party had responsible grownups?

Also, congratulations to republican and businesswoman, Carly Fiorina, who just cut the overhead of the Cruz campaign by 100%. That’s how you turn around a company!

A job that will make heads explode? He’s starring in a remake of Scanners?

“Patriotism is stupid, unless you’re Pat Tillman, in which case it’s awesome!”

Peter King may be a total dickbag, but Pat Tillman definitely doesn't belong in the HOF.

I mean, I hate to say this, but Peter King is......right.

You mean to tell me racism is being casually swept under the rug in the city of St. Louis? This is a truly SHOCKING revelation.

Larry, can I finish?

Were they laughing at him just for challenging Mayweather or was it kind of an innuendo made from the way he worded it. Paraphrasing: “I learn shit from physical activity and I am a man. So , Floyd he got to see me.” In a funny way, this could be a gay sexual innuendo that he wants to “get it on”.

Send the bill for the emergency services and clean up to the family.