How is this ‘Interspecies’???

I had a customer who had a rectangular, brown burn mark in his fake turf grass. When I asked how it happened he pointed to the new, blue, energy efficient window recently installed.

Check your headlines. Tesla has lowered prices on new cars twice. Tesla owners who paid more for earlier models are filing class-action lawsuits. Owners are just now realizing how much it costs to maintain and repair them. When they figure out how much it costs to replace the battery you’ll see them sold for scrap but…

A fleet of cars is an asset but one that depreciates at a predictable rate with normal wear & tear. When you own a fleet of 100,000 or more cars it’s all a numbers game for the bean counters.

Then it cries ‘not fair’ when the borshch fight back

Once you start down the dark path forever will it dominate your destiny - Yoda

Everybody knows it’s Comic Sans

Updating Chrome will cause autism.

A bunch of people laying awake at night worried about 1st-World problems

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Did Larry Flint buy Gizmodo? Maybe George Dvorsky is a pseudonym for Fucky Mc Fuck Face?