Not-so-sweet Dee

Glitches in his programming. Future upgrades will make it even harder for him to fail the Turing test.

“Wait, you can be praised for this?” - Eddie Lacy

True or not, the notion that Kobe has a theory on passing the ball, of all things, is humorous to me.

“Way to go John Walsh. Way to ruin little kids’ dreams.”

The Bills’ sidelines are going to be must-see TV next season.

I get the feeling that Tom Coughlin:

At least it settles the debate.

You can practically hear him muttering “Go fuck yourself, John” under his breath there.

That walk-by was the equivalent of dropping an atomic bomb sized “fuck you”. ICE. COLD.

“They want the ball and they’re gonna score!”

In his apology OBJ namechecks:

In related news, Ron Jaworski will now be hosting the 2016 Miss Universe pageant.

I was a Beckham fan before this game, even with his chippiness and little cheap shots in the past. Now I hope they throw him out of the league. I haven’t seen a bigger asshole since Mark Gastineau.

“Finish the job.” — Michael Vick

If Kobe somehow finds the confidence to come back next year I’m blaming the Rockets for it.

Well, we know it’s not beer.

Johnny Manziel was right, videos can be old. And droopy.