Herm Edwards is technically the 4th most successful coach in NY Jets history, smdh.

“How do I feel? I feel like they pulled the old switcharoo!”

Doctor: “ok how do you spell your name?”

Christ, watching that slow-mo Vine is painful.

Last week Michigan-Michigan State, this week Florida State-Georgia Tech. The gods of the special teams demand a sacrifice or this will continue every week.

“I use the same nutritionist too!!” -DeMarco Murray

This is the best one I’ve seen this morning.

Can't wait until the Bears draft him in the 3rd round.

Pouring Budweiser on the ground seems like a much better use than, say, drinking it.

You’re a middle-aged Mets fan

Great, another handout for the Greeks.

Gotta love that “just a joke, didn’t mean anything by it” defense. Works out really well for most racists and bigots.

Steve Smith’s of Fuck, Marry, Kill sounds way more interesting.

He’s not the first person to say this. Most secondaries also think Weeden’s passes are gifted.

Oh, I get it. Kind of like how the Chiefs call Andy Reid the Burger King.

Why would anyone tell Rashad not to score? That doesn’t even make sense. If he scores, it’s a two-possession game with about a minute left, and it’s over.

This seems like Deadspin being angry for the sake of being angry.

So the Giants were trying to get away with a four-fingered discount?

Found in Joe Flacco’s locker.