How do these things happen?

I’m not saying they’re the same person, but I’ve never seen that woman and Rajon Rondo in the same room at the same time.

Only at FSU can a QB punch a woman in the face and the response is “at least it’s better than the last guy.”

I’m expecting him to explicitly declare that this was his “secret motivation”.

Good to see the Browns are accepting of their offensive capabilities this year.

Don’t sleep on the announcer’s “¡Gracias, Messi, por existir!”

I really wish that all the countries involved in the world cup decided to boycott the next two in Russia and Qatar. What an embarrassing organization. They make the NFL look good.

Feels like America just won the World Cup.

Also the Tom they were talking about is Thomas Paine. They are real Patriots after all.

AJ Pierzynski should immediately retire due to shame.

He looks like Super Mario when he gets the power-up from a mushroom.

There has to be some technique involved with keeping that much liquid in the cup from such a distance.

It was actually Chip’s evil twin Dale who signed Tebow.

Reporter: Did it feel like a playoff game to you guys?

Rae Sremmurd should be on no "best of" list EVER

The other Roddy White hasn't been responsible for any crowd noise since 2012.

Yeah, but if you play it backwards, it's an auctioneer selling priceless Satanic heirlooms.

And this is how the movie "Her" begins.