Nevermore.

Baltimore took this more seriously than domestic violence

Not having a NFL employee penis in it is a weird feeling for King.

Then what compelled you to click the link, find a video, and comment

90% of the MN population before May: 'we want out of Minnesota.'

I, for one, see nothing wrong with the Patriot Act that would increase video surveillance of everything.

[asks for God to show him a sign]
[closes eyes]
[opens eyes]
[sees sign]
[sign says "All You Can Eat - $6.99"]

-JaMarcus Russell

hey Martha , what do you think? Is the dress gold and whiiiiiiiiiii

Kid took a dive.

They should have known it wasn't the real Larry Donnell when he held on to the line for that long.

You can win with a mediocre-to-average QB

"Alonso, who played at Oregon, solves some linebacker issues for Philadelphia, assuming the 2013 Defensive Rookie of the Year will be fine after last August's ACL tear."

What a shock: Nick Young taking some unnecessary shots.

YES, KYLE, WE GET IT. THE DRESS LOOKS LIKE SHIT.

That's about the only way you could make their future brighter.

We believe this is the David Spade joke that made Eddie Murphy so mad.

So is the promoter who organized this lineup some kid who graduated high school in 2003 and later grew up to become some sort of Quebecois-Abu Dhabi Sheik who vowed to never let punk/screamo/hardcore die? Because this line-up is some sort of weird fucking time machine to my Winamp playlist from back then. I'm guessing…

Looks like he's out cold. Did she even think to put him through concussion protocol?

Lee Harvey Balls-hauled