tomcruisemiddletooth
tomcruisemiddletooth
tomcruisemiddletooth

I was entertained to begin with, and then your $5 dollars was the icing.

Nobody’s sexy enough for me to have sex with my sister.

Exhibit A

Chicken and waffles are AMAZING. But I wouldn’t want “pumpkin spice” getting in there and messing that tastiness all up.

I know you hate to be dramatic Bobby....

CREEPY!

Well...this morning just keeps getting grosser and grosser.

Dear God, Bobby. Adam Levine flicking his tongue? UNSEE! UNSEE! UNSEEEEEEEE!

I have been lurking on Jezebel for many many months without ever commenting but always enjoying everyone’s wit.

I once read a comment on some article about Frozen when it first came out and some lady was saying how she took her children out of the theater half way through the movie because the lesbian agenda was so blatant. Her explanation was something about how Elsa did not have a romantic male interest and they were trying

I was at a summer camp when the 6th book was released. We played Quidditch. I had a lengthy conversation with one of those “weirdos” and walked away shaking with laughter at her reasons for not reading it, thus refusing to participate in our match. She got super offended and started to come at me, I calmly explained

Especially since the two main characters were sisters.

Once again, an extreme right-winger projects their own sexual proclivities upon subjects that have absolutely nothing to do with what they’re even talking about. Like castigating the subject will strike a blow against their own, evil sexual proclivities.

Slaying

Frozen tells girls that it’s healthy to embrace and not suppress those qualities in them that make them unique or different. Very standard, marginally progressive coming-of-age themes any normal human being would recognize as healthy, but if your brain is diseased enough to seek out evil liberal agendas in everything,

“Harry Potter is the work of the devil and Disney’s Frozen is part of an evil lesbian agenda.”

What the f*ck? 0% percent brainpower with this one.

Does also think that eating devil’s food cake is like eating anti-christ communion?

I still read it in my 40s. I just started over again. Highly recommended. Stellar writing.

my reaction is like : WTF did i just read?????

The Daily Beast reports Swanson thinks God is angry at America for allowing same-sex marriage and suggests the events at the Bataclan are a sign of his wrath.

I’m really glad that I can’t understand the bizarre connections people like Swanson make. What “Frozen” has to do with the imaginary lesbian agenda, is beyond me.

Okay, buddy. Sure they were.

Dear Mr. Swanson,