tomcruisemiddletooth
tomcruisemiddletooth
tomcruisemiddletooth

You know who should win the best actress award this year? Leonardo Dicaprio.

I laughed at Old and Lamé...

Don’t care. I WILL see it when it comes out. It’s absurdist comedy, and not many people do it anymore.

This is Jezebel, you have to be outraged! don’t think things through, everything is just as it seems and never has any deeper meaning!

Jokes about an androgynous model having a dick = bad, the use of the word “bitch” as an insult = great! Okay....

Yeah I could be wrong, but I imagine that in the context of the actual movie the joke is more clearly on Zoolander and Hansel and how stupid and out-of-touch and transphobic they are. That said, I don’t doubt for a second it was edited into the trailer the way it was to make it seem more like a cheap trans joke.

my thoughts exactly, plus both of them have IQ of a potatoes,

LOL It must be exhausting to be you.

it’s becoming more open to models of all genders but not familiar enough to know that a cheap joke about an ostensibly trans or gender fluid person’s genitalia is retrograde bitchassness.

Untouchable Face- Ani D

not to get too deep into this BUT i took it as derek & hansel are out of touch with the current fashion industry so they’ve never confronted the new androgynous trends?

your name makes me die every time. i love it.

I don’t understand this list. Where’s Idris Elba? Where’s Tom Hiddleston?

One thousand times Idris Elba goddamnit! Where is Idris?

I keep telling myself- I will not objectify the president...I will not objectify the president...I will not objectify the president...

You shut your mouth.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE

More like Charlie Hummina Hummina.

Paul Rudd. Always my honorary sexiest man alive...

I consider myself a decent, moral, highly educated person but damn if I don’t laugh at Poot Lovato every single time.