Oh, man. Did she never work as a classroom teacher? The hottest spot in hell should be reserved for administrators who have never taught but are giant experts in how it’s done.
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Most embarrassing time I burst into tears: that one time I had a breakdown at the top of the leaning tower of Pisa, and instead of being helpful my family decided to laugh take pictures of me with the highly uncomfortable tour guide.
She was pure fucking evil, man. I knew someone who worked there... She also fired a woman for crying on the job after losing her husband and kid in a car accident, and only being allowed to take 3 bereavement days. Was fired because she couldn’t “keep her home and work life separate.”
Wow, she seems like a damn piece of work. I hope a turtle bit her nose.
1. I was in college and making tuna melts for my roommates and me. I burned the shit out of them and burst out crying and scrunched up on the floor because I was a failure. My one roommate gave me a hug while the other stayed far away (she is not a hugger).
My Polish boyfriend’s family has a very sweet Christmas Eve tradition where, before they eat dinner, everyone goes around the table to everyone else and singularly wishes them well for the holiday and the new year. This was new for me so I was a little teary from the get. So his 7-year-old nephew got to me and said,…
I was walking down the street recently, and stopped at an intersection. A helicopter flew overhead, kind of low and I burst into tears. Everyone stared.
The time my mom thought it would b a great idea to take me to First Choice and get the ‘Rachel’ haircut when I wanted to grow my hair out. I came in 10 years old and left looking like a 45 year old Midwestern suburban mom. I was hysterical and screaming at my mom “how could you do this to meeeeeee? You were just…
Had a boss making things awful for our department. He was such a cancer. Anyway, he’d do stuff like change our schedules to times he knew we couldn’t work, to denying emergency day off requests, slashing our hours, gossip about who had nice asses... A mean, vindictive bro. Anyway, I’d been appointed to talk to him to…
I was 15 and my dad shaved his mustache - he’s had it ever since I was born. I saw that he had shaved it and burst into tears (lol). He let it grow back.
On a commuter train home. I was reading the final book in a series I loved and it seemed as if the beloved main character was dead. I was legit sobbing. Don’t judge me, I get really attached to book characters.
they are too good for this world and we don’t deserve them
doesn’t surprise me. Actually, this was hugely triggering for me. I was attacked in 2008 in a really similar way. Someone totally psychotic and hallucinating, obviously not being treated, knocked me to the ground and dragged me into an alleyway while I was on my way home from work. He started sexually assaulting me…
she collapsed on the sidewalk, where she was licked by a dog being walked by a man who didn’t stop to help.
Some guy walked by me with a dog that licked my face.
I feel no shame in admitting that Hanson’s “Snowed In” Christmas album is one of my all-time favorites.
Kylie Minogue’s singing career is a total mystery to me. She sings like a cat being strangled in a metal dustbin. It’s so tinny and squeaky it hurts my teeth.
Hey, so were Stockard Channing and ol’ forehead-face from Dawson’s Creek.
Isn’t KP just a little old for the role of a teenager?