@whoiszubu ;) I welcome all jezzies

SPURGEON

“When I hugged him, chunks of hair fell out.”

I am the kangaroo

I got sent a text message, “Its over”

#toothstillflawlesstho

This sounds like some XO Jane it happened to me bullpoopoo

Me rn

Mother of pearl

I am of the thought that if you were spanked as a child and you have “grown up fine” and as an adult then think it is fine for a full grown adult to strike a child... then ya probably haven’t “grown up fine”

a gift 4 u:

ughhh the little condescending prayer hands in the first cartoon really sell the attitude that drives those people doesn’t it. “black lives matter? *clasps hands and laughs softly with the knowingness of an old white man* all lives matter, dear.”

This is making me feel the grumps today... sexism: never say never the I’m a reporter trying to do my job dammit edition

oh my glob

I can’t be the only one who was welling up for 98% of these... kudos to the photographers, these are spectaular images of a really spectacular man.

Christmas this year consisted of the following:

Seen this fool making some ~statements~ on twitter?

I am neither here nor there on Schumer, but damn if her legs don’t look a million miles long in that photo. She looks really frigging fabulous.

no.

It is times like these I am proud to be a West Australian.