tomcruisemiddletooth
tomcruisemiddletooth
tomcruisemiddletooth

Oh yes Norman.

also that has to be on record as some of the whitest dancing ever

am I the only one finding it absoloutely hilarious that the 3 ~cEleBz~ that are hightlighted first up are Kirsten Dunst, Ashton Kutcher and then Scarlett Johanssen wearing a tank top. Amazing.

this is so scary and awful :( one internet hug from to you

In the land of desert and large animals that want to kill you (Australia) we have a flavour called Atomic Tomato which is an amazing name for a chip imho they also taste excellent very sauce much tomato

Jesus take the wheel

UNNNFFFF dat delicious hiddly diddly

awww yisss

ugh. I enjoy replying that we aren’t planning on having biological children. That always gets a delcious awkward silence. But then of course the “but don’t you want any of your own” ignorance begins.

agreed. My mother went to a different country when I was 15 for ~love~ and now I have an amazing irreplaceable relationship with my stepmother, she is my mother. The woman who gave birth to me is just that, and thats on her.

misread that as Ms Nibble.