I’m not talking about a car to “get” ladies. I’m saying this thing literally repels them. Show a picture of that car to any woman and I guarantee that the absolute BEST case response will be complete indifference. Go ahead. I'll wait.

You can stick a diamond in a goat's ass...

Would it help you if I changed it to calculus teachers? Or do you have a weird passion about defending them, too?

I am sure there are some real gems of high school physics teachers. I'm not at all interested in meeting them, so maybe that's why I haven't encountered them?

The pool of girls who know what an inclinometer is, is smaller than the amount of humans who would pay 10 grand for this snoozemobile.

archetype

I really don’t care if this thing is 4WD, Japanese, or a wagon. It has all the personality of a high school physics teacher and looks like an uglier version of an AMC Pacer, which I thought was impossible. Save yourself the ten grand and buy a can of Axe body spray, because this crack pipe is straight up vagina…

Interesting. I would have thought that Cadillac would have done a better job with balancing the control arms

I had a chance to drive one of these about ten years ago and it was a blast. Word of advice, though. If you are launching this car from a stop, you better have the wheels pointed where you want to go, because this car has some bitchin’ torque steer and will rip the wheel out of your hands.

I have to disagree. There were still flaws in the 1970's 911's. The 2.7 liter motor in the 911s is probably among the least reliable engines Porsche ever made. I’m an even 6 feet tall and the ergonomics of my old 76 911 made it a pain in the ass to drive for anything more than a couple hours. As for performance, it…

This is the same guy who wrote up a post about how he avoided an accident by applying his e-brake, not realizing how the emergency actually works. When he was called out on it, he refused to back down from it, claiming, “I think I know my car, better than you do."He eventually capitulated and admitted he didn’t know…

Every road is El Camino if you are geographically challenged.

Three words... Chief Petty Officers.

I sound like someone who has been around the block and fought my way to acquire enough wisdom to know that being pompous and arrogant in the face of earnest criticism doesn’t make you right.

Christ. Get his manhood out of your mouth. He’s not going to take you to the prom.

Tyler, take a little criticism now and then.

Reminds me of the old 3-on-the-tree truck I had. Burnt out the synchro in third gear trying to do a burnout (I thought I was in first). If you let off the accelerator, it would pop the truck out of third gear unless you held it in place with your hand. Because I was 17 and stupid, if I had to drive it for prolonged…

An old idea is not the same as a good idea.

Except they aren’t the same truck. Go spec out a GMC and a Chevy truck with identical options. The price will be within hundreds of one another, definitely not “several thousand dollars”.

Trucks did not take over in the early to mid eighties. It was much later than that.