Because they can get a new bike in a minute or so and the racing can resume.

mechanical issue means the issue was with his bike, not his fitness.

stop living in NYC

Like you mentioned, the sight seeing of castles, wineries, etc... is just as interesting as the racing.

Illuminati!

“Something that gets noticed”

His YPA is 25th in the league I believe.

I wouldn’t want Mr. Pig Socks quarterbacking my team.

HVAC failures. Furnace failed in December once and was out for a week. Fun times.

yup

This is why I downsized to a ranch on a slab. I was constantly worried about my basement flooding. Oh, and my shower started leaking and mold started growing in the basement ceiling and walls because of it. I was so glad to sell it.

“and before the ball had even hit the floor he had turned to give Rihanna a little staredown.”

I wanted this car when I got my first job after college in 2005. I went to the dealership and the salesman lectures me about credit like I’m 16. Fucking asshole.

Mow it high and mulch it. The longer grass develops healthier roots which withstand heat better so you don’t have to watter. It also crowds out weeds naturally without the need for chemicals.

Who will handle the noon Big Ten game on ESPN2?!

Is Quintana conceding the TDF to Froome by doing the Giro this year?

LOL @ him holding the mike in their face.

The ethnicity of the kid is irrelevant.

It can’t be done cleanly.