In my headcannon, it starts out as simple dome that is to be dropped on top of the rift. Then it gets special interested, gerry mandered and porked into the ungainly wall project. All while the engineers go insane and the construction companies swim in pools of money created by change orders.

“Well, now isn’t this a fine alien you’ve gotten into me!”

Sir, we must go now, Victor VonBrattschmitt’s blimp has been spotted! His brutal schnitzelmen will soon be here! Your secrets must never get into his hands!

I have to wonder how the comments would spin if it were a gray box that played both Xbox and Playstation games.

Turning significantly changes the radar profile. that won’t fool a really smart missle, but most munitions are “dumb”. Also military ships are far from being the lumbering behemoths you picture tham as. You still might not be able to avoid the hit , but you might be able to take it where the damage is not quite so…

Volkswagen Thing, now did someone say something about double prize money?

It cannot launch aircraft, but more importantly, it cannot turn.

Excuse me Mr. Chairman, but the American president is on the phone. He says he can immeadiately send an an aid package to us that includes a... the translation is difficult here... grand foot, device that will help in cleaning up the wreakage of the destroyed automobiles. Also they would like to film the event to…

https://xkcd.com/1534/

So, no comment about how the bird was just being a jerk and should have been arrested?

You are correct, but this information is not revealed until the fourth paragraph of the article. It makes me feel as though the writer is exploiting fear to compel the readers interest rather than effective communication.

So let me get this straight, now you will only have to flip this once, instead of the two times you normally have to flip the current USB plug?

Well LQ did say “have a brain” instead of “use a brain”. They probably have a thinking app or something. I mean how hard is it to blindly buy everything Apple HQ puts out.

1: A cubic zirconium stone on a zirconium band seems much more interesting and has passed the “Does my bride like it” test.

I would say that you are completely unqualified to report on aviation, but just from the number of times I have heard CNN reporters talk about “Problems with the flaps” causing planes to crash, I suppose you could consider a carrer in television.

Cars dont come with a dongle . You have to buy this vulnerability yourself as it is not even a factory option. The article does not tell you this directly because it is trying to scare you.

Nobody ever adds a scale to these pictures.

Because Alfred, how hard is it TO POACH A #%$&^##&$ EGG!

Now now people, I think we can all agree that everything both causes and cures cancer, proven fact.

Words fail, I have no words.