“He forgot to turn it on”
Vieques is pretty close by.
I’m just surprised a “mysterious fire” did not break out and burn everything to the ground.
It’s part of the USVI. Feds have pretty clear jurisdiction over it.
Here is a quick preview:
Nope, and that will be the lingering question, which Rich White Male ass hole did it. Himself, Trump, Clinton, Any number other other rich ass holes he parted and raped with?
“I think of as the unfortunate spawn of Guy Fieri fucking a school bus.” Dude: