You got all of this wrong. Try again if you like.

I’m shocked the guy with a mohawk, tank top, and hipster glasses didn’t try to step in.

Yes, but Gawker has to double down on their “it’s always our right to be an asshole and don’t you ever call us out on it” ethos.

I mean, he’s not wrong.

Who cares? There's no difference between losing in the finals and losing in the quarter finals. They lost.

Seriously, Tom Ley? Boston is a trash town that belongs in the dumpster? NO idea who you are or where you’re from. My guess? You’re a skinny jeans, thick rimmed glasses wearing hipster, possibly with some ironic facial hair, originally from somewhere in New York, but now call one of the trendy bouroughs, say,…

One Of These Days This Will End Poorly

Boy, the last time anyone had this much interest in an Astro the Jetsons were still on the air.

I think everyone should know that Samer is a garbage Patriots fan and has lots of experience ignoring cheating and murdering like they never happened and cheering for his evil team.

As a Cards fan, I’m fine with waiting to see how it all shakes out. It could be simply a matter of a member of team management investigating (in a totally wrong and illegal way, I’ll grant you) whether or not a former coach made off with proprietary software or it could be something really bad. In any case, I’d rather…

Hold up...the fucking ASTROS?!!

Insight they never had because Luhnow never worked with the Cardinals, right?

Eleven.

So if there is a hierarchy of teams to hate, where do the Cardinals fall in with the Yankees, Patriots, Lakers, etc.?

How about Cardinals 11, Giants 8?

Scoreboard

...so almost nothing of value?

Chris Archer is killin’ it for my fantasy team right now.

...the Astros plan to move the centerfield fence closer to home plate in order to build more space for fans:

This was poorly thought out and a misdirected idea from the get go. Why you would choose to bury Ken Caminiti in centrefield to begin with, is beyond me.