Except that guyis wacking the family next to him in their faces swinging his shirt around like a fucking moron. She may suck, but he sucks a lot more.

Yeah cause he needs another Ferrari

I should be paid more

Adding insult to injury, he ripped out her pacemaker’s battery & fired it at Paul Goldschmidt.

Just another classy night at Wrigley. At least she didn’t dip it in a cup of piss before throwing it back onto the field.

I can’t wait until they miss the playoffs a couple of years in a row and are back to drawing 14,000 a game... of course, if NBC ever even allows that to happen.

I can understand Blues fans hating the Hawks, if not for their longstanding rivalry, but because of players like Duncan “Wakey Wakey” Keith.

At least these Hawks don’t have a “7th Man” moniker

I don’t hate the Blackhawks. Their fans though?

I guess I’ll be the cynical one in this beautiful moment and chastise his family for filming this on phones. He’s in the MLB now. There will be HD videos of his at-bat from dozens of angles, with commenters from around the globe. Watch it with your fucking eyes.

Would it have been too much to ask that the home plate umpire give us a “he’s safe” sign after the summersault?

The kids are now calling this “Mayweathering”.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN TO MY 5-YEAR-OLD SON THAT TWO GROWN MEN CAN’T GET DRUNK BECAUSE BUD LIGHT COSTS $10?

The Kiss Cam is gonna be awkward.

The weekend series against the Rays will be played at the Trop...

The 2,632 consecutive tweets also served as a nice tribute to Cal Ripken Jr.

How long have Miller Lite and Coors Light been classified as beer and not water?

It’s going to be so satisfying to watch when someone eventually beats the shit out of him.