Balls.

Deep down inside everyone knows Tommy deflated his balls. Sorry paid two dudes to deflate his balls. I will always be grateful no matter how hard my team sucks my friends won’t have that to slam me with for eternity.

Dude nothing you can ever say, imply or make up will ever convince me those txt msgs were not real and accurate. And that’s all I need really. That and Tom destroying his phone. I’m fine judging these cheating fucks based on that.

An offense designed to maximize Tebow’s skill set would feature 3 fullbacks and run 99.9% of the time.

50 shades is way funnier than my old man. Adopt me.

Oh come on you could have all the evidence in the world and it wouldn’t matter to you fucking morons.

The Giants cheat better apparently.

Huckabee is hitting that. Wait for it.

The rules weren’t clear ! The sources are lying ! ESPN, The NFL and the Pope are out to get the Pats ! Locusts !