And that was the most noteworthy foul ball to ever be misplayed by a Cubs fan in a game against the Marlins.

This seems like as good a time as any to remind everyone:

Reporter: So, Gronk, how did it feel to dance around like an idiot and talk about boobs on camera?

I'm a big heat fan! This was taken in the middle 4th quarter...

Remind me the last time alcoholism caused a war?

You need to buy a sense of humor. BTW, Jesus, if he existed, died 2000 years ago, you don't know him.

Moderator: ARGHGHGHGHGH

Clever. You must have been top of your class at BU.

It's like Hunter couldn't believe both of his i's.

404 - Swing not found

That bet is typical despicable de Blasio strategy, pitting the Habs against the Habs-nots.

But how will Brian Gionta play without a jersey for the rest of the New York series?

"TMI, bro. TMI."

Ah, son of a bitch. Here comes Jezebel. (Thanks, Darren!)

So, I count 4 sentences. Let me guess: you only read 3?

This is absolutely disgusting. I've gone a long time pretending this shit didn't exist, and that was perfectly fine until it started getting thrown in my fucking face. This has gone too far. Now I'm going to have to explain to my children that OWN is an actual TV network.

You say, "That kids, is what it looks like when a house explodes." It's not like a pair of tits flew out the garage door.

After she calmed down quite a bit later, the grandmother then called the children wankers for not holding the mobile phone camera sideways.

Mitch should stop acting this way, or he may end up with a nickname that implies a lack of control.