Mr. and Mrs. A.R. are doing it wrong.

@joq8: They go down to her crotch, so they are proportional.

Smurfette shirt! Yay!

@MissyMcCLung: I was just playing around. I agree with you.

@tawdrylorde: On a pube?

@royaume de coeur: So, you're saying that once a woman has taken a man home it is rude to have them leave before having sex with them? Kind of date rapey, don't you think?

@Porcelina: I'm not actually offended. I was trying to point out that this stage set would be perceived differently if it were for a Motley Crue show. You say Elton is recreating Pop Art in 3D. Maybe. I say that if it was Motley Crue's stage set you would not say the same. I also realize that Motley Crue has a history…

@DinaRonson is now orderly, and restrained.: Yeah, those damn Gypsies!

@greensprout: ?Is there any research that shows that hate crime laws actually deter these crimes, or just lengthen the resulting sentences?

I realize that hate crime laws are trying to do the right thing, but I don't necessarily see why killing someone you hate because they are gay/Hispanic/Muslim is any worse than killing someone you hate because they slept with your girlfriend. Is the latter's family affected any less? Murder is murder is murder.

The disembodied female is OK because he's gay. Not OK on Motley Crue's stage.

Dayum.

@LAmonkeygirl: Oh yeah, I forgot, the dry fluffy stuff gives when you push off so only get like 70% of the distance from each stride as you would on firm ground.

@The Queen of No is a Sacred Trickster!: Earth! Earth! Earth is number one!

@Cimorene: "No, it works perfectly, because most prostitution is sex slavery and coerced sex (ie. rape). Men who have sex with prostitutes who are known to be unwilling participants should be charged with rape. The onus should be on the man to prove that she was not coerced, because it's so rare. We should assume,…

@Sophie needs to study...damn: Prohibition doesn't work, for alcohol, for drugs, or for anything else.

@small-fox: "(I currently hover around criminalize buying sex buy not selling, as I would analogously like to criminalize drug trafficking but not small-time possession/use.)"

@LAmonkeygirl: The packed down sand near the water can be very hard and it's not flat! (it's sloping down to the water)

I guess when you can't body snark in the posts about human beings, the celestial bodies take all the pounding. I'm sure it's just sarcasm.

@Beat Girl thinks everything's gone Blah: Right. If it's OK to be a prostitute, then it has to be OK to be a "john."