You can - that doesn’t mean everyone can.

In the case of this Chaz (who seems to be a lovely person as far as I know), I will defend the name, because it was a way to take a man’s name but still stay close to the original “Chastity.” Exception to the rule!

It’s a fancy shampoo/conditioner combo. Never trust those things. There’s a reason god created shampoo and conditioner separately.

Trust someone named Chaz and this is what happens.

This is how I feel about people hinting to me about having a baby. I’m almost 29 and have been married for 3 years, so my empty uterus perplexes many people.

But... But... Surely you must want to unite under the benevolent and watchful eye of our Lord and savior? Plus, we womyns can’t be trusted to think for ourselves. Better to have a legally-wed spouse to do it for you.

Ugh, I’ve gotten it a few times. GF and I have been dating for five years, and so obviously that brings up the “When are you going to propose?” question. And “bitch, it’s our relationship we’ll make the decisions” is always what I want to say...

What's the point of trying to convince couples to marry when they're not ready? That is gross and I don't blame you for getting tired.

Someone I work with is like this. We once had a conversation in which he learned that I’m unmarried, and he grilled me for a solid twenty minutes about why my boyfriend and I aren’t hitched. “We don’t want to right now” was not a satisfactory response. This guy prides himself on “convincing couples to marry”. It was a…

“Hey ladies, do you hate bodily autonomy even more than you hate Muslims? Then become a Hannity GOP tart and meet men who don’t care if you orgasm!”

Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you? This is so gross. I hate public proposals as it is, but this...this is like, a whole new level of unwanted external pressure. What makes people think they have the right to butt in people’s lives like that?

I hate this woman and her baby fetish.

I don’t give a shit how you parent, but I can guarantee that loads of your facebook friends have blocked you so they don’t have to see your dumb elf on a shelf photos.

You need weirder friends. My feed this time of year includes pictures of that elf either doing bad things or having bad things down to it. Here is one of my favorites.

I’VE SEEN ‘ANNABELLE’. I DONT NEED THIS SHIT IN MY LIFE.

Yeah there is nothing creepier than a doll that is always watching you and “moves around at night”. Nope. I will not go to there. I would be more afraid of it than my hypothetical children and none of us would sleep or have a happy christmas season.

I’m with you! My favorite part about secular Christmas is that it approaches the best parts of Thanksgiving; a holiday where your goal is to have a good time with family and friends and people you love. The gift-giving should be taken from that perspective and children can learn the great lessons of gift-giving.

Ok, am I just an enormous party pooper or what? I think I would find it genuinely hard to look into my future child’s face and lie about there being a Santa. (the elf, I could not even. too much)

I hate that damn elf and I’m so glad it wasn’t a thing when my kids were little because it is creepy.

Grabby Giffords is an amazing, courageous woman and bless her for doing the right thing. That being said, Congress will never change not will it ever get its act together. Why? Well to paraphrase George Carlin, “everybody says politicians suck. But where do these politicians come from? They don’t fall out of the sky.…