And it’s almost as if the trailer tells the entire movie, with every damn plot beat thrown in.

100% more snake hips

Needs to be 30% more Loki-er.

I would prefer no one play country music *superstars* and that is my most closely held belief.

This is interesting. I talk to moms about their kids cause that’s all that’s really happening for them sometimes and they usually have a lot to say about it. I’m like “what did you do this weekend?” And it’s kids this kids that. But maybe I should make more of an effort to try other topics.

That is so crazy to me. Straight up - I could not be a good mom if I didn’t have “time off”. I love my kid, and he’s amazing, but I can’t just be with him 24/7. I need adult time and adult conversations. But I’ve honestly never even met a mom who didn’t agree, or didn’t need the same things. Maybe people are just…

Yes! I am not a mom (yet, still deciding) and one of the biggest reasons I’m skeptical about it is because I dread being forced, by everyone else, to become just MOM. Like, you just see it all the time that as soon as a friend has a child, everyone around them invariably starts to regard and treat them as a mother…

but I do really enjoy not ever feeling judged for drinking/clubbing/travelling while my kid is being babysat.

I think you’ve nailed it- we try to convince ourselves that creature comforts are unnecessary, that only the weak need succumb to them

But of course. I took a picture of myself all puffy-faced and watch-dented after a nap the other day and some guy tried to tell me I shouldn’t feel bad because I looked great! No, I didn’t. I looked like a hot mess and it was hilarious. Bitches should be jealous of my confidence and self-deprecating humor, not my…

I have experience with this to back up your points. I used to think my in-laws were “laid back” (because they described themselves as such!). Then I brought a child into the world and realized what an offensive human being I am for not doing EVERY GODDAMN THING they did for their children, exactly the same, even if…

We can't seem to let of go of our Puritan-inspired (actually I would say 'dominated') origins: hence our defiant hypocrisy.

Oh my dog, thank you for this. I am so sick of the “moms are moms, they can’t possibly be actual, independent, adult humans”. I think this whole crappy rhetoric extends to a lot more than just drinking, and this article is so on point for all of those things.

They honestly don’t give a shit. If they can go ahead with grilling Hillary on Benghazi just days after one of their own basically admitted it was a political hit squad then you can see exactly how many fucks they have to give about wasting taxpayer money.

yes. as of next week i will have my first teenager, and damn she can be a real shit. love her. she’s been through hell, but she can also be a real shit.

This article sums up well one of the real sticking points in the ever shifting debate that goes on in my head regarding having children.
Right now, NOBODY cares what I do. As a 30-something, my parents have long since given up on any hopes and dreams they may have had for me. My boss knows I’m pretty capable and…

Isn’t it a rule that all photos one shares of oneself on social media must always be positive and happy? Yes? Otherwise how will other people be jealous and hate you?

The release of the videos in July, which PPFA has countered are deceptively edited, spurred five congressional investigations (with the end goal of defunding the organization) and countless condemnations of the organization from Republican politicians and aspiring politicians.