Great for her, I'm glad she's happy with her life. But on a self-pitying note: between this and the mall makeover women who seem to feel just fine going around with no makeup, me and my rosacea-reddened, acne-scarred face that never, EVER sees the light of day in public without a layer of foundation are feeling very…

Nail Envy peels off of my nails in sheets, no matter how carefully thin I apply the coats or how clean my nails are, no matter how many times I use gloves for dish washing, house cleaning, etc. It didn't do shit for me even when it did stay on. :|

Fuck Minecraft. Honestly, just fuck it right in its 8-bit ass.

Assholes like this just make me so goddamned tired. If you don't like abortion, don't get one! I know you "pro-lifers" (looooolz) hate the fact that abortion gives women control over their lives, their careers, and their sexuality, but ffs—enough is enough. I hate that I'm too tired of stories like this to even be…

"but women all over the world now lust after Jamie."

Being still half-asleep, I read the headline as "Jeb Bush resigns", and I got all excited for a minute.

"Mombie"—I love this, it's perfect. :)

Oh, so much yes.

Sending the bridesmaid dress as a gift is fucking brilliant.

Aww Sia, showing her face! <3

Ohh, kindly give to me a huge fucking break. FUCK these people, the ones who produced it, and the men who think they "let" these women do anything.

His Charmed recaps turned bitchy snark into a damned artform.

I ship it.