There must be sacrifice in the name of making America great again. Deal with it.

Yes he is! Making America Great (read:white) Again!

If they’re not white, who cares?

There must be sacrifice to make progress. Believe in our pristine governmenet, give the POTUS a chance!

Not a chance, the wall will keep out these Mexican druggers and rapists!

And this is why we’re building the wall! Keeping Mexicans out will keep out GHB, and protect our precious American (read:white) women!

Tomato?

There’s only one POTUS you need to mention from now on. The best POTUS. The only POTUS who will make America great again.

Posting after 5 PM AND on the weekend?

He uses names that have nothing to do with tomatoes. He uses all the names! He uses the best names!

He uses names that have nothing to do with tomatoes. He uses all the names! He uses the best names!

Mhmm, all of the above are tomatoes. The best tomatoes! The reddest tomatoes you’ll ever see!

Hi, TOMATO!!!