and libs dont use the term ILLEGAL immigrant. talk about glossing over facts

We also have punch and pie on every street corner.

Isn’t it really your move? The streets of America are paved with gold! Come on over and start a new life.

No other subscriptions service has been able to offer offline playback because the licensing and legal is just too complicated.

Where was this last week when I was traveling? Thanks Obama

+100 DKP for this comment!

Hang on a second, I’ve seen 2001: A Space Odyssey. We already know how this is going to go...

I take for granted that we have people living in space. It’s pretty amazing when you stop to think about it.

Am I the only one that twitched when the speaker on an educational video for Ted couldn’t properly use less/fewer?

Yeah, “personal family reasons” like one of your previous launches went all cattywampus and my family prefers me in one piece.

Whoa. Misdirect. “...Awaits Its Journey to the Star.”

We are also a species that engages in gang rape, slavery, and killing other species for fun, but we consider many humans cute.

In dolphins, a good portion of that brain is dedicated to sonar.
How brilliant are species that beach themselves and die, and if you pull them off the beach, they beach themselves again?

“IBM says it wants to take the Green Horizon tech elsewhere in China”

After it's hooked up to automate, it realizes: humans are the cause, wiping them out will be the solution.

Thought for a minute they found the solution to cleaning it up...

“Don’t worry, I will be sure to provide you with nice, clean air when I put you in my people zoo.”

"Man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much — the wheel, New York, wars and so on — whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man…