tomatosimpleton
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“Up to 90% of marine birds alive today may have ingested plastic, and by 2050, that number could be as high as 95%”

Why not just say 100% you’ve already gerrymandered around the statistic with “maybe.”

It actually lasted two seasons, which as noted is impressive given that it was only commissioned as “spackle” to fill a hole in the schedule during the writers guild strike of 1988.

That was true until they split all the random shit off under their new umbrella company.

Besides which, Google’s Material design and their focus on Google Now integration into all their other services, is really tying their products together more than they’ve ever been. So I don’t know what Google you’re using, but on

People are surprised that nature and nurture both affect who we are? Clearly your orientation is not solely genetics or choice. Some people’s genetics take a majority rule, some people’s life experiences overrule their genetics through their own choices, some happen to transition to different stages through a

“Supposedly it can lift nearly 360 pounds into the air. I don’t know about that because it totally looks like it’s at the mercy of the wind.”

*Actual photo of Andrew working from home.

He had an open-faced motorbike helmet on, it’s fine.

Wasn’t a surprise to hear an English accent with that dress sense. This guy is typical of our native maniac inventors.

I think what he was trying to emphasize is that despite the additional functionality, this doesn’t require any extra steps to install than any other “dumb” screen protector.

“How do we include this by September 9?” — Apple Execs
“Haha, we have had a back button for years!” — Android Fans
“But... but.... OFFICE!” — Microsoft Fans
“I have an extendable antenna and can store 2,800 contacts” — StarTAC Fans

I tried using an iPhone at a display kiosk and the weirdest thing about it was that it didn’t have Back & Multitask/View buttons.

I wonder what qualifies as a “normal size hand.”

Or you know, people could stop buying stupidly large phones...

I can’t say this is a step towards the future.

Clever!

At least put on some motorcycle gear. Those propellers would turn into spinning blades of death if something happened.

You’re right! They’re subpar, doing so badly (see their awful stock prices), not the most popular search engine in the world or anything, worst employee satisfaction ratings ever, amirite? Jeebus, do you even read what you write?

As if a new logo is one of the things they really needed. It’s change for the sake of change...

I don’t mind the new logo, but the 4 dot animation their own material design principles, and bothers me greatly. There are 6 letters, and only four dots. That means that two letters (of non matching colors) merge into/spawn from a ball that isn’t of the same color.

It’s not having the intended effect on me (mind control)