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It’s alarming that some G/O insider deleted my thread on this post. It held a lot of very useful information.

Here is my job application for the new G/O conservative leaning vertical focused on Real News, Actual Finance (not Ideaville by non-participants) and engagement trolling.

The purge was one of a handful of truly great days on this site. It’s said they conducted the purge to affect me. I take that as a compliment, but it’s not true. I have been followed once or twice since Gawker became Splinter and each time, like many other times, my account was deleted. The only way to defeat constant

No, that’s not correct. I respect that you see it that way, but that’s objectively and literally not what she is doing. She knows what she is doing and she is doing it on purpose. She is using Trumpian agitation tactics to score rhetorical goals on those she views as enemies.

Disagree. The Navy Yard is DC’s Williamsburg, basically the only authentic artist’s retreat in the city. It’s just a deeply human place.  Little confusion why AOC chose to make a home of it.  I like her more now.

Shortly before 911 when I was a junior in high school I got an awful ingrown toenail, a result of my time spent playing very competitive hockey. We were the reigning state champions, four years in a row, and I was the starting goalie and I stood on my head out there. I was extremely talented and had an eye on a full

Where are all the commenters? Back in the Gawker days there would be hundreds of comments within the first hour of an article. Now it’s all the same old retards, myself included. There are only like 12 people who comment on this site these days. Get a bigger audience. It’s not hard with a system like Kinja, takes two

“with 51 points on 59 percent shooting”

Why is nobody upvoting my comment? This took me more than two hours to write.

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Alright Guys I give up. I’ve been hating Trump since 2015, maybe even earlier. And I’m tired. I’m tired of waking up every day filled with hate. I’m tired of endlessly waiting for something to happen that will resolve how wrong I was about the election. I’m tired of implicitly defending a bunch of obvious crooks in

The first objective of my trolling is to entertain myself. If it entertains others, that’s a very nice bonus that always makes me happy.

I’m pretty familiar with this place. I can tell you that the Kinja platform is being massively underutilized through too narrow a scope of allowed opinion. From a business standpoint, there is - right now - a massive opportunity to capture an ignored audience and I sincerely doubt anyone in this company knows how to

Well yeah but anytime you’re racing the thing you’re in becomes some type of race car right? Just saying that this would be a lot of fun if there was like a track-side bar where you could drink beers and shoot down whiskey and hoot and holler at the go cart drivers. Get rowdy you know? Throw peanuts on the tracks

What a wonderful way to spend an afternoon. Sitting out there on the go cart track just racing whoever happens to be renting the other go carts at that time. I bet you would have balls of steel after a few stiff drinks. I would love to do that. Get all sloppy and hop in a go cart for some racing. You know, I bet

No doubt no doubt. That is a bomb ass statement to make. I get what you’re saying and agree with all of it. Props to you for having the courage to voice it.

No doubt no doubt. But damn bruv this article is hella long. Sup wit dat?

As a longtime Bernie supporter, I am happy that we are finally ending our campaign with grace and allowing Hillary to focus on beating Donald Trump. Now that Hillary beat us fair and square, I have had some time to review her policy positions. It surprised me to find out that she is exactly the same as Bernie in terms

Right? That’s why even though I was and still am on the Bernie tip I feel it’s my duty to vote for our girl Hillary. She can get some common sense gun control measures passed. Damn, this whole thing has hit me hard. We need to get the ball rolling on this, it’s now or never. And her resume is straight fire too tho.

And guess who most of those colleges support for president? Bernie Sanders.