Sub-secret to great red sauce, stop using goddamn wine in it. I get The Godfather taught you how to cook like an eye-talian, but all you’re doing is covering up what should be tomato and maybe a a hint of garlic and whatnot and making yourself look like a jagoff to any real cooks. Now Vodka sauce... shit, that’s…

Unless you live in an area known for tomatoes, and they’re in season, fresh tomatoes make for shit sauce. Everything you said is completely right, luckily canned tomatoes don’t have to look pretty and are actually bred for taste.

That sounds pretty awesome too. Making me hungry...

I don’t do this specifically, but I do start my sauce by caramelizing my tomato paste in olive oil over the heat, then deglazing that with about 1/4 bottle of red wine. The sweet caramelized tomato paste/wine combo makes things really punchy in the end, even through a long simmer.

Sarcasm?

And black people making movies called Fifty Shades of Black can be equally, if not more annoying. Here I am calling out bigots left and right in my hometown, yet black folks in cinema want to further distance themselves from equality by making said movie... so, fucking, dumb.

I think there is a compelling argument for mosquitoes being the worst species, but fair point.

And the fact she closed the show with that... Who cares if she's stealing jokes, she's taking the piss.

Isn’t that what makes the internet so great though? You get to see people conflate their regular lives with great historical tragedy. 5 stars would visit again.

Sorry, but I had to fix this: White people who compare mild to moderate situations/annoyances to MLK’s struggle are the fucking worst.

All people who do so suck.

Totally...... What a joke!

Yeah people who do that are literally the worst human beings ever to walk this planet.

Or maybe it was meant as a joke. Jesus...

It’s like Cartman’s “i like to be bought dinner, mom, before i get f-d in the a**!!!”

Seriously. It’s like when 14 year olds call their moms and pops Hitler because they won’t extend their curfew ‘till 11. Chill kids. Chill white people.

You hire a crisis manager when you don’t want to deal with things directly. Whether or not this is BS, it would qualify. (Personally, I don’t see Manning involved with HGH - seems like a smear for attention.)

The source of the allegation recanted before this Deadspin story appeared, so maybe it’s a good investment.

Not just a crisis manager but a dude that was the press secretary for a US president.