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How do you make Jason interesting over the course of a full series?  He’s kind of a one trick pony.

It’s interesting to see how the public opinion on Spielberg has changed over the years. He was largely considered the most popular director in Hollywood for decades, winning awards, cementing a legacy. Now he is thought of as hokey, overly sentimental. America has fully turned against authenticity. We can’t like

Judging his output after three features as spotty is certainly no less intellectually dishonest than those championing him as the GOAT horror director based on Get Out alone...

True.  I think long-run his saving grace will be his imagination more than anything else.  He has original ideas and unique ways of using metaphors which is a relief in paint-by-numbers Hollywood. 

Does anybody honestly believe nipplegate wasn’t planned out beforehand?

Jon Stewart. 

Is it racist to admit that John Stewart is 1000x better as host than Trevor Noah?

Jordan Peele’s output since Get Out has been fairly inconsistent.  While I love the fact that he’s making original movies with social messaging, the end products have largely seemed incoherent to me.  Like he has too many ideas in his head at once and can’t quite figure out how to make them all gel together into his

why do you hate the golden girls?  Are you sexist or just scared of strong independent women?

faggot cunts. 

I love diversity and support lgbtq+ rights. I don’t support shitty content. That’s why I support Golden Girls and trash shit like The Acolyte and The Marvels. Notice how nobody hated on the “woman” lead in Fallout but the same people get called misogynists for pointing out that maybe Ghostbusters 2016 wasn’t all that

...and you’d call it MAGA propaganda because they’re not PoC pansexuals. Rue Mclanahan would mention her Southern heritage and you’d start bleeding from your snowflake shaped tightwad asshole. 

The point is, watch Golden Girls. 

When premium streaming services continue to release overpriced and overhyped culture baiting trash why wouldn’t I go watch something like reruns of Golden Girls on Tubi for free?

I’m accusing an entire industry of complicity in the sexual abuse and manipulative grooming of those seeking inroads to it’s vast hordes of wealth and celebrity. Slight difference.

Next big thing?  AV is fat shaming now?

...and call them out for their blatant lies in real time. 

ACAB, All Celebrities Are Bad.

Pantera was never political imo. If you’re looking for a good corporate rock band pretending to be rebels in order to make fun of me, why not go for the obvious RATM??? They’d charge $168 for a Che Guevara t-shirt if they could get away with it.  

https://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/promises/biden-promise-tracker/