Look, you didn't have to go all biblical on us.

I have noticed it insofar as I have noticed that I wanted to punch it with a fist the size of one of his hideous fucking buildings.

Nothing sexier than bloody cocaine nostril.

As a card-carrying cannibalistic vegan, I would happily have consented to a bucket of human flesh (locally sourced) garnished with watercress.

She come straight to the point (just like a witch’s hat).

In my day we would have been happy to be paid in rancid coleslaw. Fucking entitleds.

Kim Kardashian on being pregnant: “I feel like a fucking whale!”

My god... After all the revolting details, still you have the temerity to speculate about the Cosby “endowment”? Have you no shame, grandchild?

Meticulous! Painstaking! Disgusting! Cathartic! I laughed! I cried! I shat my pants!

Everyone says shit like that at the beginning. They took my hot tub, ok, whatever. They made me wear ugly ass gym socks and eat tofu 80 times a day. Fine. They prostituted all my heroes, mocked my insecurities, and harvested my brain for consumption by alien zombies. Now it's too fucking LATE to speak up, brof!

He still be sexy even wif the shiner.