His pregnant wife would have told him not to waste beer while she handed him a battery.

Lucky the game was in Washington. If it were in Philly, the kid would’ve thrown his beer in Sudfeld’s face.

No one wants to talk to you, and smearing yourself in shit and screaming your lungs out isn’t going to change that. 

To be fair, most high school kids celebrate prematurely the second it goes in.

How can you be undecided with only six days to go....

Oh, sorry, wrong context.

Well the important thing is you found a way to feel superior to both

Spurs run that play all of the time and Manu has probably made that same pass 20 times in the last 2 years. Look up the twitter video this last week of Tim Duncan calling Sean Elliot a burnt earthworm with glasses, David Lee made that exact same pass on that video.