Listen, we'd love to hold your hand for you and tell you it's okay that someone on the internet you hate was right, but … gosh, we don't give a shit. Please say something grumpy again in response. We're framing this whole convo and there's still an inch or two of space at the bottom.

It's us! Loving every second of this! Must dash! Off to put the finishing touches on our widely read and ASTONISHINGLY accurate Mad Men review now! Talk amongst yourselves.

The butthurt here is off-the-charts enjoyable to us. "God, I hate those guys. They were right." Delicious. Tastes like candy.