You left out the headliner, The Orange Moron himself, President Donald Trump.

Ah yes...let the chemistry troubles flow and the toxicity grow. This will be glorious.

Don’t you fucking jinx my Giants with your dumbass predictions! We need people to count them out. THAT’S HOW THEY ON RIDICULOUS PLAYOFF RUNS.

My favorite is the new readers who don’t know this is a schtick and blow a gasket in the comment section.

Yes, unions vs. transgender bathroom rights, the classic “either-or” choice.

The real solution is to organize unions in Bangladesh, India, and China. Because having unions in places with already high standards of living just makes those labor costs even less competitive. And you can have the best organized union in the world, but it’ll make no difference if the factory closes down.

Is a vote for Vizquel really that different from a vote for a mostly-immobile slugging DH? It’s honoring someone who is trancendentally elite at just one facet of the game.

He should feel lucky he’s in consideration given his dreadful offensive numbers

I can’t wait to take my own kids to Cooperstown just like my Father took me and show them the plaques of all of the great players...and Trevor Hoffman and Omar Vizquel.

Thome in?!?!? Crazy talk.

All those names/references are pretty common secret society tropes — The Justified Ancients, The Land of MU, the number 23, Timelords... What I’m saying is be careful when you talk about The KLF.

I’ve been a dedicated Niners fan since I was eight years old. I’ve rooted for them since the waning days of the Montana era, and stayed with them through their decade of irrelevance.

They suckered someone into building them a stadium, what do they care about winning now that it’s built?

Yes. But Mike McCarthy is right there.

Well, maybe a giant meteor impacting Mar-a-lago at 30 seconds until midnight. That would have been more appropriate.

Ronda’s career is latest death in 2016

This. Sit on the couch, order Chinese food, and smoke or drink.

I say “gif,” like “gift” but minus the t. The g stands for “graphics,” which is not pronounced “jraphics.” I don’t give a rat’s dick what the inventor of the format says; almost literally nothing could be less relevant than that.

Him: I don’t understand what I did

EXACTLY!!! I’ve always maintained that this kind of passive aggression is SO much more effective than overtly aggressive aggression because 1) you don’t disturb others; 2) you become SO much more frightening to your opponent; and 3) you get to formulate your fully logical argument in the seething silence.