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It’s hard to understate how much we’ll miss Tyler. He’s not only clearly one of the most knowledgable, insightful, and smartest reporters we know, he’s also a great guy. When he first joined on he was one of the few people I could count on to help me out on weekends, and one of the few people I could go to with my…

Jerry, buddy, I appreciate the kind words, but this is getting a little ridiculous now. Every single post you are hitting it with a ton of plugs, it is a bit distracting.

I’ve read that the sunglasses are a required part of the uniform as an intimidation tactic, and all soldiers serving at the checkpoint must be at least six feet tall, because NK soldiers are below-average height due to malnutrition. Notice how Conan doesn’t quite tower over everyone the way he usually does.

I hope they don’t forget...

Seriously.

Having worked security at this very gate, I can personally attest to that. I still remember times where I was staring off in space while on guard duty, listening to a dry, hot wind, as it caused a small piece of metal to make a clinking sound against a nearby light pole.

I wonder if they will paint a little jeep on the fuselage...

Geez what a noob. The hard part is supposed to be getting *into* the air base.

We all wish the F-18 a speedy recovery. Except for the maintainers who probably can’t speak without cursing right now.

Where the heck is Tyler?

Not a good day for force security.

This is possibly the most GTA thing to have ever happened.

KGB, but a desk officer.

but Boris can do the SPAZNAZ

The evolution of Russian military dance continues...