" Foxx gives Django an undercurrent of cold fury, but I'm not sure Tarantino thought much about what makes Django tick. He just want him to kill stuff."

Can we please stop notching these sorts of horrific injuries, which happen with increasing regularity each football season, to "bad luck" and acknowledge that there is a problem here that needs to be fixed before some kid dies on the field on national television?

Do we even need an entire article dedicated to this movie? It's called "Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter," for Christ's sake. Funny concept for a ytmnd? Sure. Legitimate premise for a feature length film (much less a novel, which takes a few times longer to slog through)? Fuck no.

I dearly hope I'm not missing anything here, but Chicago's MLS team actually is named the Fire.

"It's the kind of raw, unfiltered footage that gives us a rare glimpse into the emotions that come pouring out after months of hard work finally pays off."

Several attendees, all of them visibly shaken, told reporters the poster displayed his ample backbackbackbackback fat.

The trial quickly became derailed as the judge turned into a giant asshole and started vomiting worms onto a doll.

I want an even MORE arcadey soccer game. One where John Terry, Joey Barton, and Mario Balotelli join forces to commit as many red-card offenses as possible. In fact, it would be a beat-em-up, you collect red cards to fill your power meter, and the final boss would Sepp Blatter, who you have to bicycle kick in the face…

Of course you are probably right, but jesus. Look at that face and tell me she's not wondering how her life turned out the way it did.

"Booth babe, strike this pose so that I can take a picture of you doing it."

This.

"Of course the chants were not racially motivated. De Jong and van der Wiel aren't even monkeys, so they couldn't have been directed at them!"

Oh! Good. I was worried for a second.

New IPs? Since when have hardware launches featured any of those worthy of mention? I can think of one in the past twenty years: Halo. That's it.

They're both! They're videogame journalists.

Can they please just skip to the part where thousands of glistening maggots burst out of their eyes and devour the audience?

Nintendo: And every copy of Nintendoland comes with its own tidy, staple-bound manual! Now, on to the WII U hardware. Each and every Wii Unit is capable of running Nintendoland out of the box, from day one! ISN'T THAT JUST SO FUCKING EXCITING!?

What's that, Nintendo? I can have updates of my friends' sessions of Nintendoland sent to me via email or fax?

I don't exactly understand how slapping existing IPs onto a minigame collection is going to delay new entries in those IPs.

This is a stain on his career, to be sure. He's certainly soiled the national reputation. How can France get behind someone who shows such scat attention to his surroudings? At least France won by a deuce.