I watched it and that accurately describes what I want to do now.

Ajit Pai’s testicles should be crushed in a vise, and then the vise should be thrown off of a steep cliff.

I wanna punch this guy in the face, break his nose, and drink his blood. He gives all of us Indians a bad name.

Just a reminder that Pai has a financial conflict that legally prohibits him from even serving on the FCC (Source here: https://www.reddit.com/r/KeepOurNetFree/comments/7jdsev/ajit_pai_has_personal_financial_interests_in/)

Fuck this criminal, I hope he dies in a fire.

Can this problem be solved with more money?

Well, she could certainly beat everyone else in the election in a fist fight. Or a bar fight. Really any fight that involves up close and personal physical violence. What I’m saying is, I want to see Hope Solo punch someone out.

So, who does she have to beat?

It is salty, greasy cardboard. I agree that chains are mostly garbage (San Francisco has a local chain called Mozzarella di Bufala that is my very favorite pizza) but NY style is the worst style of pizza.

Whoa, this pizza video sounds awesome!

This is the America I know and love.

“If The NFL owners can get together and kick out Double-J, can we all get together and kick Alabama out of the country?”

Don’t believe and don’t care are two different things.

Yes let’s trust the american people to do the right thing. (oh fuck)

“In the next few years, we’re either going to have an economic recession (like we do roughly once every ten years...”.like we do every time the Republicans gain any modicum of power over the economy.

I’m spending thousands trying to get a decent smile. I’m wondering if it would be cheaper to just move to England.

Always.

If they ever actually fought, I think Russ would literally dismember Durant.

I just had to leave my desk to compose myself. Easily one of the funniest things I have ever read on this site.

You should go have sex with someone else and see if that makes you want to go through with this wedding.

Another planning strategy that helped minimize costs was to make all decisions about your wedding from the standpoint of your guests. Think about the best weddings the two of you have been to as guests and rack your brains about what made them enjoyable (and conversely the bad weddings terrible). You probably don’t…