You’re too poor to understand, probably

TBH aren’t all Bugatti’s ugly?

and replaced the timing chain prophylactically at 700,000 miles.

When I hear luxury, I always recommend a 25 year old Jag. Sumptuous.

Goodness the new Volvo’s are so pretty. Never thought I would say the words “sexy Volvo” but here we are

A hair shirt is even cheaper and it doesn’t require so many pictures that it breaks Kinja even more than normal.

I am a contractor because I want to be, I want the freedom and I want the tax breaks that being a 1099 allows me.

Ha, I just commented on how this is a prime choice car for a surfer.

This is good and now I hope Deadspin never covers sports again.
And if Jimbo gives you any trouble about Trump, explain that you’re dunking on him, and dunking is sports. 

Man, I love people who self-own through being hilariously inept. You know, pumpkin thieves, thin-skinned vulture capitalist owners of blog sites, those kinds of folks.

I know that things on the internet can get pretty heated and a lot of people say things they don’t really mean because they are protected by the cloak of anonymity, so I want you to understand how sincere I am when I say I hope you die in a fire.

She has four internationally-recognized gymnastics moves named after her. She’s so good that they had to downgrade the points awarded for at least one of them to prevent other gymnasts from hurting themselves attempting them.

Which part of you has a question for all the women kissing male reporters in that reel? Girls will be girls?

They need to PIVOT away from video faster and harder.

WHY ARE “RECENT VIDEOS FROM DEADSPIN” AUTO-PLAYING. MAKE IT STOP. I AM SO FUCKING DONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST QUIT RUINING DEADSPIN.

In with the obligatory “feel free to score a run in the final 8 innings of the game” note to the offense.

well, his ERA+ is literally 2nd all time and 1st all time for Starters. So yes, you can

So you’re saying football, like all organized religion, should be wiped off from the face of the planet to make the world a better place?

I suspect they’ve been tainted by the parent company. I’d never buy a Nissan (other than maybe the Leaf). Since I’d never buy a Nissan, it taints my view of their up-market arm.

I was about to ask the opposite question. The Prime starts at 27,000. The prius starts at 23,500. There is a 4,500 federal rebate on the prime, which makes it equivalent to 22,500. The prime has a bigger battery and can run without gas for the first 25 miles of your commute, every single day.