When did “got caught telling bold faced lies” become “walked back an earlier statement”?

“nobody believe you”

“Changing words because “not all children know their parents” wasn’t about being PC”

I’m lactose intolerant so I cant drink milk or else I have major farts but two weeks ago I sent my mom a video about how milk is basically filtered cows blood and our relationship has been tense ever since. She LOVES(D) milk.

I hope the “boyz in the yard” are memorizing his face so that his first day in the big house is fun.

He’s white and he knows that plenty of voters make decisions based on skin color first and foremost.

Where can someone subscribe to Dad magazine? . . asking for a friend.

Negros are quick to attack each other but are noticeably silent when it comes to attacking white men . .especially white men in power. Maybe Pusha can dig up dirt on the following:

Negros . .hating on each other while entertaining white men for hundreds of years.

I’m purchasing the inflatable tub and calling a bunch of ladies over.

I’m purchasing the inflatable tub and calling a bunch of ladies over.

Can we get a poll on how much people are paying for Elote? Here in Los Angeles the average price is $2 which I think is crazy. When its in season corn is dirt cheap. Some of the elote hawkers have long lines and easily sell 50 ears an hour.

But she’s white AND she dresses like Steve Jobs so she MUST be amazing! I still believe in her!

I’m surprised he was not wearing a Sept 11th, 2001 T-shirt! That day has made him very wealthy and happy.

How could this be? I mean just watch this commerical! I mean look it at, everything must be AMAZING at Uber:

In every single race she was in, there were much, much better drivers sitting on the sidelines because they didnt have her looks or her bra size.

Why not? I’m willing to bet that you fart where you drive so whats the difference?

The event sponsored by Healthnet Insurance.

He’s going to have a heart attack in 4 . .3 . .2 . .

She’s crazy and full of shit.

Here in Los Angeles theres a black Harley club in South Los Angeles that usually meets up at a small bar on Western Ave. For me, I will always associate Harleys with redneck crystal meth dealers who have massive beer guts and confederate flags on their worn out vests.