I’ve been around some pungent white people. They usually smell like apathy and utter desperation.

Asking someone to “cite their sources” usually results in crickets chirping especially if you require reputable sources.

A singer with abuse allegations? Thats never happened before right? I’m gonna just leave this here:

The cars made me think of Donald Trump. He would look at home in any of them.

I grew up in Grafton, West Virginia. I went to Anna Jarvis Elementary School. Its a shit hole city in a shit hole state but it is the home of Mothers Day.

We’ll see if the Beemer is still on the road in 13 years.

I think its obvious why she married him. He is her equal. They are both young, slender, good looking and highly cultured. Right? Am I right?

There is no way that Georgina Chapman was oblivious to her husbands behavior. A normal guy doesnt go around ejaculating in plants/pots and then comes home like nothing happened.

Its 2018 and someone has invented the portable soap dish!

It would have been nice to know what the other degrees were in. I assume one of them was a PhD in physics?

Donnie Jr is getting Roger Ailes’ sloppy seconds. Its not a good look for him.

Even the fake cross hatching works for you? Really? Maybe this is your car:

“fact that 99% of all felons are black”

I grew up in Grafton, West Virginia and spent alot of time in Wheeling, Elkins, Morgantown and Bluefield. There is no doubt in my mind that inbreeding and recessive genes have damaged a vast majority of the population in that state.

As a past Volvo owner I can assure you that maintenance is a big issue. I’ll never buy one again thats for sure. I’d use a skate board if need be as it would less of a hassle.

“Jerry got up and went on a tirade, and word is several racial slurs were involved.”

That is the PERFECT picture of his fat, sloppy, sweaty hairy ass.

Here’s a video of what he was interested in:

If there’s one thing to take away from the Trump presidency is that all Americans should form and use many different LLC’s to hide their personal assets and to conceal questionable behavior. Multiple LLCs will make sure that your kids inherit all stuff you’ve stolen worked for over the course of your life. This…

The guy in the video needs to start lifting weights. His chest is sad and pathetic. One punch and his sternum would shatter.