He has a problem with black women. Dead or alive.

They could have used a Telsa to accomplish the same thing.

Kanye West is now the undisputed “King of the Uncle Toms”

Why is it that every guy that gets on their knees for Donnie J. Bankruptcy ends up swallowing . . . .wait for it . . wait for it . . . .their pride?

CP all day baby! The Xterra is known for having mechanical problems. The wonderfully creative sounding Pro-4X kit simply means the problems will be even more expensive then normal to fix.

I feel the same way about Michael Jackson. So there’s that.

Claire,

This is going to stop because Donnie Trump made America great again and because of all the winning. #AllThisWinningIsAmazing

Looks like someone forgot to drive holes in the disc rotors.

Watching the above video shows the craftsmanship of a certain guy on TV:

Whats up with the high water pants and no socks? Those loafers are gonna reek to high heaven after the 4th wear.

Jared Kushner needs to resign.

Cohen suffers from battered girlfriend syndrome. Cohen look’s at the abuse as confirmation that Trump loves him.

One amazing . . .breathtaking night during Mardi Gras 1997 has me super nervous about adding my DNA to any database.

You can polish a turd until its super shiny but at the end of the day its still a turd.

I’d love to drop WellsFargo but I’m 2 years into my car financing which means they’ve already paid themselves most of the interest cost. If I were to refinance with someone else then the first year of payments would go mostly to interest and not the remaining balance which does not make financial sense. Wellsfargo is…

“over the weekend, it broke a site record, doubling its traffic. (A representative declined to provide exact numbers to Jezebel.)“

I’m just gonna leave this here:

Michael Avenatti for President in 2020!

Is it too soon for the jello pudding pop prison jokes yet? I’m asking for a friend.