How could they snub Jurassic World: Dominion?” people will ask

Awesome now when will the US be releasing the thousands of “political prisoners” in prison for weed crimes? 

This poor child.

honestly the simple answer is you restore the cockpit without actually replacing the internal hardware (just make the lights and switches for fun effect). Then give it a good once over with some paint on the outside. then just set it up in Vegas or Nashville as a tourist trap. maybe allow people to reserve it for…

15 Slideshows That Could Have Been Pages Instead of Slideshows

Another fun fact, although much later than the medieval period — Christopher Columbus did not convince Ferdinand and Isabella to fund his expedition to prove the Earth was round; that was already well-known. He convinced them of his belief that the Earth was much smaller than it had been calculated to be, so that it…

I hate scofflaws just as much as anyone, but this was petty bullshit.

All those laid off coders should learn to mine coal.

In my years on this earth, I’ve come to understand a few things. One is that, unfortunately, stanced out cars look cool as hell.

Don’t alert anybody to the Donald being 100% right on this one. Heads would explode.

Thank you for this not being a slideshow!  

Excellent! A chance to be pedantic about maritime transportation:

It eased into the water like an old man into a nice warm bath.

Never forget that the 9/11 assholes (I refuse to dignify them with the word *terrorist*) had nothing on them that was illegal to have on an airplane that morning. When I flew in those days, I had boxcutters and a big-ass Swiss Army Knife in my carryon, because the first thing I had to do when I got where I was going…

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3 million Pintos were made and a grand total of 8 bust into flames after crashing.

Welcome Gawker Gizmodo Media Group. A lot of these bloggers jobs is to find something to be irrationally offended by. Really the only ones who (kinda) avoid this are Jalopnik and Gizmodo itself.

As for this piece, it certainly feels like reaching for something that isn’t there

From the excellent BBC show Yes, Prime Minister:

Was Charlie able to get off of the train as well?

Man I thought regular slideshows were bad, but they’re even worse for videos. Forget to stop the current video before click next slide and later realize there’s video still playing in the background from a few slides black.