So which truck was abandoned again?

The best part of the video for me is the anchorperson’s gold and white dress

I attended a livestock hauling course where they said swerve if it’s a moose drive straight if it’s a deer, of course I encountered an elk a few weeks later ( I swerved)

That’s one of the silliest “fan theories” I’ve ever heard.

you should have eaten less as a child so you would be malnourished and not have grown so tall.

To get the best results you need both the Tornado and the Fuel Shark. That’s right, a Fuel Sharknado.

I thought we would have 3-D floating augmented reality displays ala Minority Report...instead we have slide shows.

Speaking as a criminal defense attorney, this is incorrect. Most police officers are capable, intelligent, and are genuinely committed to doing their job properly. They, however, are biased and you do not want to give them anything possible to prove their belief.

Yea, throwing shit off overpasses can be extremely dangerous and should never be applauded, even if the other side is a bunch of assholes.

*Carpal tunnel syndrome has entered the chat *

Watching Twitter’s implosion will be glorious!

1. 1977-’78 - Roman Polanski drugged and sodomized a child, then fled the country.

Because clearly Spock’s character lacked depth in his 60 years on screen that can ONLY be created by a new name.

A lot of this analysis seems to be trying to attempt to fit data to a story. Unremarked is the fact that the second highest concentrations of uranium were found among young, high income urban professionals.

using low prices to lure customers in, then forcing them to pay for add ons.

“Events have overtaken us, and we should have been planning sooner and more,”

Pathetic earthlings. Hurling your bodies out into the void, without the slightest inkling of who or what is out here. If you had known anything about the true nature of the universe, anything at all, you would’ve hidden from it in terror.

Herbie Fully Loaded is an hour and forty minutes of my life I know I’ll never get back. Darn you, beloved niece, the things I did for you.

Seemed like they were just good old boys and never meaning no harm.