I’m very not interested in the vibe that’s based on the opinions of people who leave and care about online ratings. 

In my years on this earth, I’ve come to understand a few things. One is that, unfortunately, stanced out cars look cool as hell.

Don’t alert anybody to the Donald being 100% right on this one. Heads would explode.

Next time, think about baseball!

Thank you for this not being a slideshow!  

Excellent! A chance to be pedantic about maritime transportation:

It eased into the water like an old man into a nice warm bath.

Now that Tom.Blersch has outed them, they’re saying so long and thanks for the fish.

Never forget that the 9/11 assholes (I refuse to dignify them with the word *terrorist*) had nothing on them that was illegal to have on an airplane that morning. When I flew in those days, I had boxcutters and a big-ass Swiss Army Knife in my carryon, because the first thing I had to do when I got where I was going…

I just assumed you were Yoda.

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About the only unprocessed astronomy photo you will find is this one:

3 million Pintos were made and a grand total of 8 bust into flames after crashing.

Welcome Gawker Gizmodo Media Group. A lot of these bloggers jobs is to find something to be irrationally offended by. Really the only ones who (kinda) avoid this are Jalopnik and Gizmodo itself.

As for this piece, it certainly feels like reaching for something that isn’t there

people keep saying this, but the history of asymmetric warfare is clear. From vietnam to afghanistan, an indigenous population with even crude weapons defending their home can hold off an advanced military force, air power, armored vehicles and all, for basically as long as they have the will to fight.

This is good Giz, like the old days.

From the excellent BBC show Yes, Prime Minister:

Scientists were also baffled by the sudden inexplicable appearance of a bowl of petunias in the same vicinity.

Was Charlie able to get off of the train as well?

Man I thought regular slideshows were bad, but they’re even worse for videos. Forget to stop the current video before click next slide and later realize there’s video still playing in the background from a few slides black.