Yes, this is statistically expected. People will occasionally die on cruises; the longer the cruise, the more likely it will happen.

No kidding, most of his net worth is tied solely to the worth of the brand “Trump.” Last I checked, his name was worth three billion.

The President needing to ask people not to be dumbasses exemplifies nearly everything wrong with the federal government.  

For iPhones, an orange dot appears at the top of your screen to indicate your microphone is in use, however, the myth has taken on a life of its own.

Feynman’s intuitive answer to the problem changed daily. It was only after he tested the setup that he resolved it (which resolution actually isn’t invalidated by this experiment).

GMG just hates business success.

Mostly because I find them badly placed. Older TV shows that aired on broadcast TV, they have built-in breaks for commercials. I find it far too common that ad-based streaming services put their commercial breaks anywhere but those built-in breaks, sometimes cutting away in the middle of dialog.

At 1:00, mimicking the stride from the Patterson bigfoot footage is hilarious.  

Not exactly a leaf on the wind, was it?

That look is a lot less intimidating now than it was in the ‘80s.

How’s their flamethrower division doing?

MST3K coverage of the Tesla Cybertruck rollout is something I never realized the world needed until now.

Although not just MAGA bumper stickers. Really, anyone with a wall of bumper stickers on the back bumper and body paneling is likely to be insufferably, obsessively single-minded.  

Can never look at that without thinking of the comment I heard: “They should have put hair on it and called it the Ethel.”

My city offers electronic cycling at the town dump.

You’re gonna need a bigger boat...

My wife keeps arguing that we should get rid of our low-mileage ‘05 Tacoma.

Frankly, with the amount you drive and the age and efficiency of your car, you probably have a smaller carbon footprint keeping your ICE car rather than buying an EV, after you factor in the footprint of manufacture and disposal.

The three best days in a boat owner’s life are: they day you buy the boat, the day you sell the boat, and the day you use the boat to push around an island.

Musk got the attention he wanted. An actual fight, at this point, would be anticlimactic.